Murphy’s Law As It Applies To Motorcyles

I saw a picture earlier of how Murphy’s Law applies to motorcycles.  If you think of it Murphy’s Law really does apply to everything.  So here is the motorcycle version of Murphy’s Law:

  1. A motorcycle cannot and will not fall over without an audience.
  2. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will become apparent after you put your gloves on.
  3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs what aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
  4. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
  5. The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder.
  6. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
  7. You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home.
  8. “Universal” accessories are so named because that is where you must search to find the bike they fit.

Ride Safe!

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One thought on “Murphy’s Law As It Applies To Motorcyles

  1. This made me smile. Very funny.

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